Schmopyrights Reserved

All schmopyrights are reserved,
This poem is not your own,
So do not copy from this poem,
It is mine and mine alone

Schmopyrights are pretty neat,
They protect ineffectual property,
That belongs to ineffectual people,
Like me and you, you see

There are lots of plagiarists around,
They like to steal from others,
It seems that they never learnt,
Anything good from their mothers

So if you lift this work of mine,
You’ll be hunted down by a vicious bird,
And then it’ll kill you for certain,
Because all schmopyrights are reserved.



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